She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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