There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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