Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
