It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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