porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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