I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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