Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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