Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
