I just pynch a tree in the face
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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