This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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