Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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