I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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