i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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