I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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