My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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