She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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