I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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