Christians are straight up FREAKS
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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