we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
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if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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