Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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