Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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