On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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