Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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