On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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