My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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