We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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