i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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