There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
