I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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