i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I think your dad took our porno
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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