I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Do vagina's smell?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
how drunk are you?
Several
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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