Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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