Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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