whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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