We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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