let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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