i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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