OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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