yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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