how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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