a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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