let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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