it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
