I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
God I need to hump something, right now.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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