There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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