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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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