it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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