at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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