The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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