I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
